⚡ Oracle Triage Kit Get The Kit — $149
🔥 Mission-Critical Oracle 12c / 19c / 21c / 23ai Triage

Stop 2 AM Database Panics. Resolve SEV-1 Outages in 60 Seconds.

15 production-grade SQL diagnostic scripts and emergency runbooks. Triage 100% CPU spikes, deadlocks, and ORA-04031 without $500/hr consultant retainers.

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Instant Delivery · Ready-to-execute .sql scripts & Markdown Runbooks · Lifetime Updates
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Executive Audio Briefing 20-min Deep Dive Podcast

Midnight Oracle: Surviving Enterprise Database Outages in Under 60 Seconds

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🎧 Deep dive on 2 AM SEV-1 outages, unindexed FK lock cascades, 100% CPU storms, and root blocker SID identification Powered by Google NotebookLM
< 60 Seconds
Time to Root Cause Identification
15 Production Scripts
AWR, ASH, Lock Hierarchies, Shared Pool
$3,000+
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Battle-Tested Under Real Enterprise Fire

Written by senior database architects. No textbook theory—just battle-tested execution scripts for when production is on the line.

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1. 100% Host CPU Spike Triage

Immediate triage sequence. Differentiate between parser saturation (cursor_sharing), runaway execution plan regressions, and latch: cache buffers chains.

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2. Deadlock & Row Lock Cascades

Recursive blocking session tree extractor. Pinpoint root blocker SID in 5 seconds and detect missing foreign key indexes causing TM table-lock cascades.

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3. Shared Pool Starvation (ORA-04031)

Emergency resolution without restarting production. SGA free memory analyzer, package pinning protocols, and shared pool reserved size tuning.

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4. Top SQL by CPU & Elapsed Time

Lightweight extraction against v$sql without triggering additional latch contention. Ranks queries by total elapsed time and CPU per execution.

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5. Unindexed Foreign Keys Scanner

Audits all child table constraints missing supporting indexes. Eliminates the #1 hidden cause of catastrophic locking freezes in high-volume OLTP systems.

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6. Latch Contention & Sleep Analyzer

Diagnoses hot blocks and buffer contention by ranking latches causing session sleeps and immediate misses.

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Enterprise Oracle Triage Kit

$149

One-time purchase · Lifetime updates · Instant download

  • 15 Production Diagnostic SQL Scripts (.sql)
  • Emergency Triage Runbooks (Markdown + Notion)
  • 100% CPU & Plan Regression Decision Tree
  • Deadlock & Enqueue Lock Root Blocker Extractor
  • Unindexed Foreign Key Cascade Scanner
  • Shared Pool Free Memory & ORA-04031 Fixes
  • Tested on Oracle 12c, 19c, 21c, and 23ai
  • Instant ZIP Bundle Delivery
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Frequently Asked Questions

Do these scripts require the Diagnostics or Tuning Pack licenses?
No. The triage scripts are built against foundational dynamic performance views (v$session, v$sql, v$latch, v$sgastat) that can be run on Standard or Enterprise Edition without requiring expensive AWR diagnostic pack licensing.
Will running these scripts add overhead to an already overloaded database?
Every script is specifically written with strict row limits (ROWNUM/FETCH FIRST) and lightweight catalog joins designed to execute safely under severe SEV-1 resource pressure without causing further latch contention.
Can I expense this purchase to my company?
Yes. Gumroad automatically generates a formal corporate tax invoice with your company name, address, and VAT/Tax ID upon checkout.